I've been thinking (which gets me in trouble lots of
times) that today is Saturday, and I just told one of my friends that I
have to get started on my Auction News. He then asked me if I don't do
that Saturday nights, and when I told him yes of course, he started
laughing and told me I missed the boat. Not only that, he started to
whistle that song from the mid-60s “they’re coming to take me away ha
ha”. I guess I will have to rethink my choice of friends as one of them
decided to “clean my house”, and he sent five or six of his employees to
do the job, most of which I had at best says hello to when I went to his
office. I asked all of them when they were here not to throw out a
single until I told them it was okay to get rid of it. Unfortunately for
me, however, he must have told them not to listen to me because there
are a lot of things that I need on a daily basis and they are now
missing. For instance, I am missing four pairs of shoes (two of which
I'd never worn outside the house), and even the charger for my camera.
They put a couple of heavy boxes on top of a tall shelf, and I had to
ask my neighbor to ask him to take him down To my surprise, the battery
charger was in that box, and so were over-the-counter moisturizing eye
drops. For some reason, they even rearranged my cupboards, and I have
now look for coffee cups like that. I could go on and on but I'm sure
you really don't want to know it anyway.
See what happened here: I gave you my tale of woe, and
you did not even realize that I forgot to tell you how sorry I am for my
Auction News being a day late. I do have good news as well, my friend
Sean who now lives in Florida is helping me to bring my cnyauctions.com
to up-to-date. – When went to my doctor two days ago, and she shot me in
the arm with the needle that's probably big enough for horse (please
don't even did not load did it it's weird because that I click on
Outlook while the companies coming tomorrow bother to tell me this),
several of my existing friends have already assured me that the doctor
did the right thing because I am a horse’s butt!). It
Here are a few one-liners (surprise, surprise, surprise:
I can't remember who sent them to me - but the main part is that I did
remember where I had them stashed away:
• Don't let your mind wander, it's way too small to be
let out on its own!
• Someone told me that you finally change your mind but what did you do
with a diaper?
• I will be heading south for the winter, actually some parts of me
already headed there already!
• As long as they are tests, there will be prayers in public schools!
• Do not believe everything you think!
• Everyone seems normal about me except for my bra which is more like a
cross your waist lately!
• Shhh! That is a sound of no one caring what you think!
• I have no idea what your problem is, but I bet it is very hard to
• If you have something to say, raise your hand, and place it over your
• You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately!
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had
married and settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their
50th wedding anniversary, they walked down to their old school. There,
they held hands as they found the desk they shared and where he'd carved
"I love you, Sally". On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of
an armored car practically at their feet. She quickly picked it up, but
they didn't know what to do with it, so they took it home. There, she
counted the money - it was $50,000! The husband said: "We've got to give
it back". She said, "Finders keepers" and put the money back in the bag
and hid it up in their attic. The next day, two FBI men who were going
from door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money showed up at
their home. One knocked on the door and said: "Pardon me, but did either
of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" She
said: "No." The husband said: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
She said: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile," but the agents sat
the man down and began to question him. One said: "Tell us the story
from the beginning." The old man said: "Well, when Sally and I were
walking home from school yesterday ..." At this, the FBI guy looked at
his partner and said: "We're outta here!"
now I'm going to let you off the hook for today so just
to see what's coming up in auctions, keeping in mind however that Sean
and I are still working on bringing everything up to date!
Have a really good grrrrrreat week!