Updated: 11/22/2017 10:18 AM
I have gotten so darn forgetful – it is scary and, as I mentioned last week, I am – without any doubt – a “Seenager”. Not only did I spend most of the day looking for things that I hand in my hand ten minutes earlier, I thought today was Friday. That is why cnyauctions.com still showed Friday’s auctions. It probably won’t come as a surprise when I tell you that I blame my forgetfulness on the fact that I have not had any pizza in at least two weeks. My favorite pizzeria here in Weedsport – also the closest one from where I live - closed about a month ago, and I am too lazy to drive Auburn. I am practicing staying home because I hate to drive when it snows! Come on spring!! Only 17 more weeks! One of my neighbors asked me if I ski. You should have seen his face when I told him that I am so clumsy that I could easily break a leg swimming. I am planning on picking up a cheap treadmill at an auction. That would be the third one I’d have. The first one I bought was “people powered”, and I was too lazy to use it. The second was motorized, and I did use it every day, honestly. Yep, it sat next to my couch, and when I wanted to get up, I just grabbed one of the handles and pulled myself up. Told ya I used it, and you didn’t believe me! Whenever I drag in exercise equipment, some tells me to let them know when I quit using it. Nowadays I park my hiney in front of the computer all day, and it makes me wonder how I ever was able to walk around the block = four miles. Sometimes I even did it twice: once in the morning and once more late in the afternoon. Of course, that was about 15 or 16 years ago. Well, enough about me….
Cook A Turkey:
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. 'Please let me in, 'says the man desperately. 'I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one.' 'Okay, 'says the butcher.' Let me see what I have left.' He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's one last scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man. 'That's one is too skinny. What else you got?' says the man. The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man. 'Oh, no, 'says the man, 'That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!'
I can’t think of anything other than to tell you that I hope you will take a looking at http://www.cnyauctions.com to see what’s coming up in auctions!
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!