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06/17/2018 AUCTION NEWS


Hi everyone & HAPPY FATYHER’S DAY to all Dads!


I’ve done it again: I made you wait my weekly ramblings…. I did start it last night, figure I would get it all done! WRONG! I was typing with two left hands full of thumbs! Not only that, but my eyeballs were very tired. Without a doubt, I am certain it wouldn’t have taken much longer before they started to snore. So I called it a night. I got up shortly after 5:00 am and spent quite a while look for the Auction News I started last night. Then I remembered that I was too lazy to save the text!


I do remember that I was going to mention that I have been robbed, AGAIN! Who robbed me: those cute squirrels, that’s who! I have a “fly in” restaurant for birds whom I feed with square bird seed cakes. They love it, and (unfortunately for me). The squirrels do, too! Depending on where I buy those cakes ($7.99 at Ace Hardware here in Weedsport) and between $4.00 & $5.00 at the Tractor Place next to Big Lots in Auburn which isn’t too bad. However. The squirrels eat on them a day which cuts into my Pizza allowance.


And here something funny:


A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: A bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a Playboy magazine. 'I'll just hide behind the door, the preacher said to himself, 'and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.' 'If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! 'If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business-man, and that would be okay, too. 'But, if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and Lord, what a shame that would be. 'And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine, he's going to be a skirt-chasing bum.' The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room, he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the Silver Dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's centerfold. 'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher whispered in horror, 'He’s going to be the next president!'


When can get a haircut?"  The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"  Again, the barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.  The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."  In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?" "To your house!"


Don’t worry; I won’t forget to remind you to visit www.cnyauctions.com to take a look at what is coming up in auctions!


Have a really grrrreat week!








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